I am become Derp, destroyer of words.

Geek of many fandoms, clazy brind samulai, chaotic neutral madman, destroyer of worlds, eater of pizza, seeker of truth, curmudgeonly reclusiarch, Loner S.T.A.L.K.E.R. of the (friend)Zone.



Mostly reblogs of random interesting stuff, sometimes screencaps and GIFs, very rarely original content.

Commander Shepard: “Tell me more about this plague.”
Omega quarantine guard: “It starts out as a cough. Then you start coughing blood, and… well… then I shoot you.”

A bit morbid, but that shrug and his tone at the end always made me chuckle a bit.

  1. la-blah reblogged this from prankoys
  2. anelaborateruse reblogged this from lovethathingyoudo
  3. galactic-nebula reblogged this from spadetheartist
  4. lovethathingyoudo reblogged this from anelaborateruse
  5. kjhymn reblogged this from tipsyturian
  6. masseffectfan68 reblogged this from destiny-ascensionn
  7. destiny-ascensionn reblogged this from calizorah
  8. js21o3 reblogged this from calizorah
  9. ehlenaxhex reblogged this from flowercrownknight
  10. thekappa reblogged this from calizorah
  11. cute-n-deadly reblogged this from calizorah
  12. flowercrownknight reblogged this from calizorah
  13. calizorah reblogged this from destiny-ascensionn
  14. citadelfleet reblogged this from akroganstripper
  15. geronimojourdan reblogged this from terminus-systems
  16. greatdang reblogged this from timelordnicolascage
  17. thisgamerisdrunk reblogged this from meowtstanding
  18. drhanniballs reblogged this from akroganstripper
  19. meowtstanding reblogged this from legionofpotatoes
  20. ballisticbabydoll reblogged this from prankoys
  21. sparkplug181 reblogged this from terminus-systems
  22. commanderpug reblogged this from the-reapers
  23. mralvareishon reblogged this from legionofpotatoes
  24. timelordnicolascage reblogged this from legionofpotatoes
  25. legionofpotatoes reblogged this from the-reapers